spastik 

A song by Richie Hawtin, a.k.a. Platikman that mixes with just about everything.

I was hanging out at Motor when I heard sneak playing spastik over "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These"

spastik by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

spastik 

By dress and mannerisms to define or present oneself as gay.

Dude, those jeans are really tight. Are those your sisters or are you trying to spastik.

spastik by e2blade February 4, 2010

Spastik powder

Spastik powder is the street slang for methadrone, mkat or meow meow. Can cause side affects such and random twitching and outbursts of tourettes whilst squirming around on the floor.

Wow, look at that guy rolling about the floor, you better call an ambulance as i think he's having a fit!

Na, its okay he's been on that spastik powder!

Spastik powder by gash pirates July 30, 2011

spastik dust 

Spastik dust aka ketamin ( regretamine) horse tranq, its a party drug that leads too mass k-holes all over the gaff!! Its a naughty drug which is meant for horses to take after they've won the grand national at the grand national after party.

Dupree; u fancy gettin on da spastik dust 2nite fam?
Uncle fester; yea tree, I'm rackin a line of da coconut smellin shizzle now
Dupree; yea g do dat 4 a man
Uncle fester; jheeeeeeeeeez man's supp pin dat hooole
Dupree; is it good k family tree
Uncle fester; yea dis niggaz k-ing in ma hole

spastik dust by special kaaaaay August 10, 2010

Spastik Autiggasaurus 

Spastik Autiggasaurus is an up-and-coming nu metal band founded in 2025 in the city of Toowoomba, Queensland. It consists of lead singer Z. Barford and bassist/guitarist A. Ryan (two spastik autiggasauruses).

The music will be inspired by the energetic vocals from Fred Durst's Limp Bizkit, and will contain retarded shit from songs like Twist by Korn. Keep in the loop for our first album, Skids on the Bowl!

'Autiggasaurus' - Autistic Nigga Dinosaur

Dumbass 1: Yo bro let's listen to some local music.
Goated ass nigga: Yea the only possible choise is the up and coming band Spastik Autiggasaurus!
Dumbass: Nigga sybau like who the fuck even is that
Goated ass nigga: Yea nigga you aint know shit, they be peak as hell

Spastik Autiggasaurus by The Spastik Autiggasaurus August 28, 2025

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.

"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"

Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville

Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.

cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014