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A song by Richie Hawtin, a.k.a. Platikman that mixes with just about everything.
I was hanging out at Motor when I heard sneak playing spastik over "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These"
spastik by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
Words you can keep
By dress and mannerisms to define or present oneself as gay.
Dude, those jeans are really tight. Are those your sisters or are you trying to spastik.
spastik by e2blade February 4, 2010

Spastik powder

Spastik powder is the street slang for methadrone, mkat or meow meow. Can cause side affects such and random twitching and outbursts of tourettes whilst squirming around on the floor.
Wow, look at that guy rolling about the floor, you better call an ambulance as i think he's having a fit!

Na, its okay he's been on that spastik powder!
Spastik powder by gash pirates July 30, 2011

spastik dust 

Spastik dust aka ketamin ( regretamine) horse tranq, its a party drug that leads too mass k-holes all over the gaff!! Its a naughty drug which is meant for horses to take after they've won the grand national at the grand national after party.
Dupree; u fancy gettin on da spastik dust 2nite fam?
Uncle fester; yea tree, I'm rackin a line of da coconut smellin shizzle now
Dupree; yea g do dat 4 a man
Uncle fester; jheeeeeeeeeez man's supp pin dat hooole
Dupree; is it good k family tree
Uncle fester; yea dis niggaz k-ing in ma hole
spastik dust by special kaaaaay August 10, 2010

Spastik Autiggasaurus 

Spastik Autiggasaurus is an up-and-coming nu metal band founded in 2025 in the city of Toowoomba, Queensland. It consists of lead singer Z. Barford and bassist/guitarist A. Ryan (two spastik autiggasauruses).

The music will be inspired by the energetic vocals from Fred Durst's Limp Bizkit, and will contain retarded shit from songs like Twist by Korn. Keep in the loop for our first album, Skids on the Bowl!

'Autiggasaurus' - Autistic Nigga Dinosaur
Dumbass 1: Yo bro let's listen to some local music.
Goated ass nigga: Yea the only possible choise is the up and coming band Spastik Autiggasaurus!
Dumbass: Nigga sybau like who the fuck even is that
Goated ass nigga: Yea nigga you aint know shit, they be peak as hell

Cone spastic 

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.
"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"
Cone spastic by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008

cheeky spastic 

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
cheeky spastic by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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