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southern lady 

southern belle A true southern lady:

To be a southern lady is not necessary to be successful in your life, but carry even your misfortune with style and grace.
It's not just good manners or style in clothing etc. (even if they are important too)- it's attitude of wanting to behave and act gracefully.
To be a lady it's not to be weak - even if it is in a way to be feminine ...
...but there is lot of same as being a gentleman is for men - even if it differs in feminine way
Being a lady is not a trick - its reseating others and waiting for respect from others. Lady does not stay long in a company of those who can not respect her.
Being a lady is to know how to keep a good company. It not just a manners: it’s a basic ability to discus interesting matters, to know when to laughed to jokes -and when to ignore them. It is listening others and understanding, that one is not a center of the world

You don't reveal your age or weight, unless absolutely necessary.
You never ask a gentleman how much money he makes.
When in doubt, you dress up. You would never look to casual for an event.
You never say that you're leaving for the bathroom. You simply excuse yourself.
You don't complain about things you can't change - like waiting in line or the weather.
If a gentleman offers to pay for a date, you politely accept.
When it's up to you to tip, you always leave at least 20%
You don't engage in prolonged public displays of affection.
You never talk on your phone when in a restaurant or at the movies.
You don't gossip.
You drink in moderation. You never let your drinking behavior get out of control.
You do not discuss religion or politics at the dinner table.
If you've been given a gift, you follow up with a written thank you note or card.
You don't use call waiting. You instead use voicemail for interrupting calls.
You always RSVP to invitations, and you never ask if you can bring extra guests.
You don't discuss your past relationships with the person you're dating.
You don't tell sexist or racist jokes.
You do not interrupt people speaking to you.
You don't flirt with men that you aren't interested in.
If you are on a diet, you do not discuss it at the dinner table.
You carry the smallest purse possible, depending on the occasion.
You err on the side of saying good night early.
You never turn down an invitation hoping something better will come along that night.
When in doubt, you dress modestly - saving sexier clothes for the right occasion.
You never ask if you look fat.
SCARLETT O'HARA:
strong
mindful
independant
neve gave up
great charm and sophistication
Fiddle Dee Dee

the perfect example of a southern lady

remember wwsd?

what would scarlett do?
southern lady by brandiG December 22, 2006
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012