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Methane and sulfur compounds

Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.
Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!

sulfur dick

When your dick is so dank it smells like sulfur and/or tastes like sulfur. Often developed through poor hygiene or sweat from busting your ass after a long hard day of work.
Boyfriend: Baby I know I worked all day but I need a blow job.

Girlfriend: Okay Daddy let me get that dick.

Boyfriend: Takes dick out and BAM!

Girlfriend: ewww babe you have sulfur dick.
sulfur dick by Uncutking69 December 25, 2020

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid 

when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.
I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.

potassium yttrium sulfur

More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.
Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should be sufficient.
Retard: thx doc!

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.
"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

Sulfuric Acid 

The thing that people want to dip their balls into
"Should i dip my balls into sulfuric acid?"
Sulfuric Acid by Obaminomicon April 18, 2022