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A person who has no life and refuses to quit Halo 2 even after Microsoft has 'disconnected' original Xbox Live.
Person who got kicked from Live: "FyreWulff Rex your an idler, I can see the live stream with you doing nothing, pull the cord and go to sleep"
idler by Albuyno Ryeno April 17, 2010

Professional Idler 

One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.

One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.
Greg: Hey Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.

Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.
Professional Idler by Psylkr69 March 1, 2010

Frequent Idler Miles

A term in instant messenging clients and video games, particularly MMORPGs/-SGs, referring to the general duration a person is away from his/her computer or console while the program/game in question is active and logged on.
Player 1: God! She's always afk!
Player 2: Yep, always racking up them frequent idler miles.
Player 1: Lol, she's probably earned enough to redeem a cruise for everyone she's ever passed a glance at.

Ilderton 

The greatest teacher to ever exist. You might find him teaching government or AP World History. This man was sent by God himself to educate the masses. One does not just get taught by Ilderton, one must be deemed worthy of his teaching. If you have this man as a teacher, you shall have 7 years of good luck.
Yes, I have Ilderton's class today! That man is a legend!

Mr. Ilderton is the consummate human being.
Ilderton by XXX_DANKSQUANTO_XXX December 1, 2018
A south korean girl band or a kpop group that debuted in 2018,they are from cube entertainment and their sister groups are clc and 4minute.They have 6 members: Minnie,Soojin,Soyeon,Yuqi,Miyeon and Shuhua.They release a debut song called Latata!
hera: omg you stan (g)idle too!
jaehyun: bitch fuck yes i do,i only stan talent so i stan (g)idle
(g)idle by raviyeoli June 2, 2018

ilerminaty 

Illuminati wrongly spelled by stupid people.
its the ilerminaty who wants to take our money its all a lie i hate ilerminaty so much -.-

Yeah exactly lmao Ilerminatys are freaking stupid, there is enough of proof that the kids aren't starving. YOU WON'T GET OUR MONEY ILERMINATY 'KEY FCK URSELF (:
ilerminaty by Reina Borg December 25, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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