A: I have to transcend my limit on this October SAT. I must, must, get at least 2390 or I deserve death.
B: Yo you SATist? You aint no dumbass with 2380 neither boi
Sofistry : 'But muuuuuum if I don't go to Emily's house then I will feel lonely and then I'll runaway and never come home and if I am never at home I won't ever be here for family nights on Friday nights anyway! So you should just let me go tonight and I'll only miss one Friday night, not all of them. '