Scotistan 

A Scotistan is an area in Scotland where a lot of people living there are Muslims. The name literally means "Land of the Scots". The demonym for people living in a Scotistan is "Scotistani" or "Scoti".

Come on Tahir, let's go to the Scotistanis and buy some muffins for 20p.

Scotistan by FunkDaBeat November 26, 2014

Nova Scotian Snow Blower 

When a two people place nostrils (the openings) against each other. One person then blows air into the persons nose. This air can either transferred back to the first partner. Or the partner receiving it can release the air out of there mouth.

me: Bro, do you want to have a Nova Scotian Snow Blower with me?
James: Hell no! i dont want you snot in my nose!

Nova Scotian Snow Blower by zspin1 July 14, 2014

Angry Scotsman 

The act of drinking copious amounts of special brew then when your partner is asleep and after defacating straddle your asleep partner and proceed to thrust your dirty anus forwards and backwards over her face.

Fucking hell Gav me and our lass got pissed on special brew last night and I thought it would be a good idea to give her an Angry Scotsman.

Ha ha nice one Les.

Angry Scotsman by 'A' Shift April 4, 2017

no true scotsman 

No true Scotsman is a kind of informal fallacy in which one attempts to protect a universal generalization from counterexamples by changing the definition in an ad hoc fashion to exclude the counterexample.12 Rather than denying the counterexample or rejecting the original claim, this fallacy modifies the subject of the assertion to exclude the specific case or others like it by rhetoric, without reference to any specific objective rule ("no true Scotsman would do such a thing"; i.e., those who perform that action are not part of our group and thus criticism of that action is not criticism of the group

Person A: "No Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."
Person B: "But my uncle Angus likes sugar with his porridge."
Person A: "Ah yes, but no true Scotsman puts sugar on his porridge."

no true scotsman by Harald Hardrada December 3, 2017

Scottistentialism 

The belief in the sole and absolute existence of Scott.

Trevor is proud to declare his allegiance to the church of Scottistentialism. He is a Scottistentialist.

Scottistentialism by ScottLord May 5, 2010

true scotsman 

The act of wearing a kilt without any underwear.

You goin' true scotsman?
Aye, course I am!

true scotsman by leslij55 December 25, 2007

Flying Scotsman

A locomotive built in 1923 under Sir Nigel Gresley's commands, was the first engine to be authenticated to break the 100mph barrier (though City of Truro did it first) and the only engine to operate in three different continents. Known as the money pit of the world by many enthusiasts for its costly overhauls, it has been one of the most dominant locomotives in railway preservation.

Flying Scotsman should be repainted into apple green.

Flying Scotsman by VT29 August 11, 2019