SATist

A person whose life is insanely dedicated to getting 2400/2400 or 1600/1600 on the SAT.

A: I have to transcend my limit on this October SAT. I must, must, get at least 2390 or I deserve death.
B: Yo you SATist? You aint no dumbass with 2380 neither boi

SATist by legit dictionary March 22, 2016

satist

Satist: a person who says/does horrible and disturbing shit; a level above sociopath, and a level below psychopath

You're a satist if you'd step on a tiny puppy for only $13!

satist by Ronan Irwin July 18, 2016

sadistfaction 

When a sicko gets enjoyment by doing things to others that hurt physically or financially.

The bad cop got sadistfaction arresting innocent people.

sadistfaction by jpg3 January 1, 2015

AP Statistics 

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.

Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.

AP Statistics by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016

semantic satiation 

when you say a word so much it starts to sound fucking weird

Ducksauce had to say the same thing so many times at an audition he got semantic satiation

semantic satiation by MadWolf March 25, 2013

Satisfrying 

Used to describe fried food that is satisfying.

- Wyd?
- Just stuffing my face with satisfrying chicken.

After a Big Mac and fries at McDonald's, I'm pretty satisfried.

Satisfrying by scrungo beepis January 25, 2017

satisfization 

used when the word "satisfaction" cannot possibly described the feeling of enjoyment one is experiencing, often used after a sexual encounter of "HELL YEAH!!!!" proportions.

That bitch Flossie gave me some good satisfization!

satisfization by J, Brown J August 2, 2007