A grammatical category of words frequently used by members of sororities. Sorority girls are afraid of normal articles like "the" "an" and "a", so they use the silent sorority version.
Sorority girls never say: "I am going to THE meeting tonight. Do our pledges have to go to THE activity with us? Let's go to A pizza place before THE meeting. What should I wear to THE formal?"
Rather, they use the sorarticle (silent the, an, or a), and they say "I am going to meeting tonight. Do our pledges have to go to activity with us? Let's go to pizza place before meeting. What should I wear to formal?"
Sorority girls never say: "I am going to THE meeting tonight. Do our pledges have to go to THE activity with us? Let's go to A pizza place before THE meeting. What should I wear to THE formal?"
Rather, they use the sorarticle (silent the, an, or a), and they say "I am going to meeting tonight. Do our pledges have to go to activity with us? Let's go to pizza place before meeting. What should I wear to formal?"
Pledge: "When is the chapter meeting?"
Sister: "No, you can't say THE when you're in a sorority. You have to use the silent sorarticle!"
Pledge: "Ooooh, sorry! When is chapter meeting?"
Sister: Much better!!
Sister: "No, you can't say THE when you're in a sorority. You have to use the silent sorarticle!"
Pledge: "Ooooh, sorry! When is chapter meeting?"
Sister: Much better!!
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DEFINITION:
1A. Amateurish and inexperienced writing OR
1B. First drafts and warm-ups of the real article or written piece.
2. Shocking Articles! Pieces so surprising or scandalous they give the reader a start.
3. A student lawyer ‘starting his articles,’ is beginning a stage of postgraduate training for his law degree. He is therefore doing his 'starticles'
Example 1: Even famous New York Times columnists have several STARTICLES before perfecting a final submission.
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