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Articles AR-tuh-kleez n. The Greek god who protects all paper and printed documents stored within the Clouds around Mt. Olympus.
Thanks to the power of Articles, I never have to worry about Titans wiping out my important documents.
Articles by DrD4zzl3 December 10, 2012
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Articles of Confederation 

A time period starting at 1777 to 1787 were the United States had no idea what the fuck they were doing.
Citizen #1:"So, we've finally seperated from England, now what?"
Citizen#2"We do whatever the hell we want till someone figures out what the hell they're doing. Till then, no taxes!"
Citizen #1:"God bless this shitty system called the Articles of Confederation!"
Articles of Confederation by gabz0rz November 24, 2010

Articles of the dead Instructions 

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.
Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.

Articles of Confederation 

The "Prototype" United States Constitution. They were made because America wanted to be the polar opposite of England. They soon realized that was a horrible idea.
The Articles of Confederation made the federal government so neutered and inconsequential that they may as well not have existed. They could not tax, enforce laws (there was no president until 1789), or really do much of anything. The "United States" was more like "The Thirteen Very, Very Divided Independent Countries." England passed the popcorn as America floundered like a fish out of water, before an event known as "Shays' Rebellion" gave everyone a massive reality check.

theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/romelu-lukaku-ive-got-some-things-to-say 

You just keep going on about the size of your body parts
Not my kind of party
theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/romelu-lukaku-ive-got-some-things-to-say

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The advertisement phrase used during commercial breaks of ESPN+ broadcasts.
Narrator: "Live sports, ESPN+ originals, the exclusive home of the complete 30 for 30 library, exclusive articles and tools, top leagues and tournaments, best stories in sports on ESPN+!"

Article 13 

When the EU obtains Thanos's infinity gauntlet and erased half of memes from existance.
hEy jiMmY dId ya hEaR arTiCle 13 jUsT paSsEd!
Article 13 by G4m3rG1rl March 26, 2019
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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