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Consworthy 

A feeling you get when you're eager to run into a thornbush.

Also used to express your dislike or discomfort in regards to something, and you'd prefer to run into a thornbush than do that certain something.
"How are you feeling?"
"Consworthy!"

"Aw, why?"
"Got this loooaaadd of homework to do"
Consworthy by Llama! :) April 2, 2011

Kanye-Fonsworth Renaissance 

This term is used to describe a following within the hip-hop community, that wants to dress just like Kanye West or like Fonsworth Bentley.
J.Crew Sales Executive #1: I can't figure out why we've exceeded projected revenue for the 4th and 1st quarters...

J.Crew Sales Executive #2: Are you kidding me? You haven't realized the impact that the Kanye-Fonsworth Renaissance has had on the entire industry? J.Crew is gangsta now!!!

Jonathan Sinsworth 

Johnathan Sinsworth was a spectacular individual who worked many professions to provide for his many children and wives
Wow, Jonathan Sinsworth is a hard worker!

Stonesworth

Stonesworth - 10ccs of jizz
I don’t give a stonesworth!
Stonesworth by SuperMari0 July 10, 2021

skinsworthy 

when something happens that could quite likely be in the tv programme skins.
you got on her mum? thats well skinsworthy!
skinsworthy by Ellie Mursell January 16, 2008

sockworthy 

Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.
What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.
sockworthy by bobistheowl December 5, 2016