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Jonathan Sinsworth 

Johnathan Sinsworth was a spectacular individual who worked many professions to provide for his many children and wives
Wow, Jonathan Sinsworth is a hard worker!

skinworthy 

When your waifu already ate but walks into the room and eats the crispy chicken skin that you spent 1hr perfecting, literally just as it is perfect. OR when she grabs the skin off your KFC and wraps it around her own chips. - but you allow it because you love her
If Reni didn't have such a cute smile I s2g she wouldn't be skinworthy
skinworthy by Disordely August 16, 2023

Skipworthy 

Adj. - Someone or an event deemed to be worth skipping another recurring event that is important to the individual. For example, someone skipping a sporting even that he/she has season tickets for to go to a concert with another person. The one and only level above "Front Row-worthy".
I totally want to see the Yankees play the Rangers on Saturday night, but Sarah wants me to take her out to see a band play. I can't pass it up because she's skipworthy.
Skipworthy by VITZ2006 August 24, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026