somonti 

a strong, hot, smart, funny, beautiful girl who'll stand by you whenever you need her. she has fire burning inside of her and has the power to do anything and everything if she wants to, and must not be underestimated. she treats everyone with all the kindness of heart until they prove her wrong. she's creative and talented. you'll be really lucky to have her in your life. and yeah, she can kick ass too.

woah you so showed them how to do it - you're definitely a somonti.

somonti by crazyanonymousassassin November 22, 2021

soontimes

slang meaning soon or sometime

lets chill soontimes

soontimes by JoelTheSexGod January 25, 2010

semonti

1. Uncontrollable laughter.
2. Laughing at random nonsensical things.
3. Having no sense of when to laugh
4. An alternative meaning is to pee because of excessive laughter.

1. Zeemu lashed out in a semonti and made a fool of himself.

2. Umeez had to go to the bathroom because she got a semonti from Zeemu's jokes.

3. Ummez makes a fool out of herself because of her semonti.

semonti by Umeez August 30, 2008

soontime 

Derived from the slang word quicktime, which still means soon but the added word time at the end gives it more steez

Person 1: Yoooo im soooo hungry i gotz to eat something right now man.

Person 2: yoo no worries bra im gonna hook you up with some tv dinners soontime.

soontime by Papageorge P September 28, 2006

simontini 

A girl who gets confused for apple martini. Basically a girl with large assets.

"Oh my god. She is so Simontini today."
"I need a Simontini tonight"

simontini by Profz March 12, 2016

somonian 

Crackhead white girl saying Samoan

He’s Somonian?

somonian by Suckandeez September 7, 2021

simontipulate 

To simultaneously manipulate two separate things.

Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!

Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!

simontipulate by LRoq December 21, 2007