Shmontied

An instance when one tries and fails

Dude, I just shmontied that shot !

by Kreamsodas September 16, 2022

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

honkie shmonkie

a magical yellow fairy

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.

by ??? July 30, 2003

Shmookied

When one, two or several too many bevvys have slid down your gob to which the tide begins to rise into your membranes.

Dewy: Dude check out Corbinyan, he's phased out of his mind
Johnny: Yeah oath ya dog he's actual shmookied
Dewy: Ha very shmookied

by Terj. February 13, 2019

Shmonzed

Getting a buzz from an e cig

Bro your juul got me so shmonzed.

by Onnablock69 May 26, 2018

shmooted

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush

after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted

by 3bc March 8, 2009

shmonged

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated

"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."

by Shmonger June 9, 2017