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Shmontied 

An instance when one tries and fails
Dude, I just shmontied that shot !
Shmontied by Kreamsodas September 16, 2022
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Shmonked 

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af
Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.
Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018
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honkie shmonkie 

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.
honkie shmonkie by ??? July 30, 2003

Shmookied 

When one, two or several too many bevvys have slid down your gob to which the tide begins to rise into your membranes.
Dewy: Dude check out Corbinyan, he's phased out of his mind
Johnny: Yeah oath ya dog he's actual shmookied
Dewy: Ha very shmookied
Shmookied by Terj. February 13, 2019

Shmonzed 

Getting a buzz from an e cig
Bro your juul got me so shmonzed.
Shmonzed by Onnablock69 May 26, 2018

shmooted 

to be beyond high,smacked or booted off of herb,piff, haze or kush
after smoking that blunt at smoke park i was while shmooted
shmooted by 3bc March 8, 2009

shmonged 

Verb Adverb

Sha-m-ong-ed
1The act of roasting or humiliating someone typically in a casual manner
2 the act of getting roasted or humiliated
"Yo, did you see Laura's shoes?"
"Yeah bro she's going to get shmonged."
shmonged by Shmonger June 9, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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