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1. Earnest: Having or showing sincerity and gravity.

2. Humorless: Having or showing no joy or humor.

3. Formal: Characterized by ceremony or formality.

4. Celigious: Observed with sacred or religious ceremony.

5. Awe-inspiring: Inspiring wonder or reverence.
Solemn people are boring.
Solemn by Jafje April 15, 2007
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The sweetest, most loving person you'll meet.
Loves hugs, and food
Insanely smart and funny (and hot)
Is great at making people feel better.
A great boyfriend who won't leave you.

Also, has the best smile that brightens your day.
"Solemn was so smart in History today!"
Solemn by mvhbaby October 7, 2018
the word that laura "doesnt know what it means"
It doesnt matter if you know it, you cant beat the fishey game!
solemn by flutie January 13, 2004

solemn low five 

The act of quietly and calmly low fiving others when a location or event does not permit for a loud and/or enthusiastic high five (e.g., a funeral, a library, church, class).
Barney: High five!
Ted: Dude, we're at a wake.
Barney: Sorry. (whispers) Solemn low five.
solemn low five by r3ckl3sson3 April 21, 2009
Word of the Day on May 4, 2025

Solemn Cowboy 

The state of being where one is so inebriated, that they sit and stare in dead silence as if they had just killed a man, and continue to drink to forget.
"Dude, Marc has been sitting in that chair all silent for the past hour sipping that rum. He's a real solemn cowboy right now."

Solemn Mass 

Solemn Mass was the most common before 1962. The Priest would be assisted by a Deacon and Subdeacon. Including a MC, Thurifer, two Acolytes, and some servers to carry torches at the Canon. All parts are sung and chanted. The Subdeacon reads the Epistle, while the Deacon chants the Gospel. The Priest sings the rest of the Mass.
An SSPX Chapel had solemn Mass for the feast of the Assumption.
Solemn Mass by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

solemn gollum 

Individual showing no emotion. See also solemn state.
"He didn't laugh once at that Andrew Dice Clay CD? Shit, what a solemn gollum."
solemn gollum by Jenesis September 17, 2004
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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