sojar 

just a really smart lad. really is having a big cock isn’t he. he turns gay men on and turns women on. the most alpha of males. really just is a unit of a man

“look there’s sojar now i have a mild attraction to men”

sojar by 15389hwjkqnsbx August 22, 2021

soaryn chest 

In Minecraft, a chest that is so disorganized that you can't ever find anything.

I'll throw all of my random junk into this chest and it will become my soaryn chest.

soaryn chest by tacopanda95 October 14, 2013

Solar Hit

Another way to inhale marijuana smoke - using a magnifying glass and the sun. Most people are skeptical of this method and it is probably because there is a learning curve to getting it just right. You can't always use a magnifying glass, but for days where its hot as fuck and you maybe plan on going camping it is complete win. The light beam slowly heats the weed similar to a vaporizer. The bowl lasts longer and you get a way smoother hit since theres no lighter fluid and it tastes a lot better.

Solar hits are best at noon when the sun is at its highest point on a hot summer day.

Solar Hit by solar hitter June 30, 2009

Starving Solario 

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

Starving Solario by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

solarchos 

The very special brand of stupid which continues to astound repeatedly, despite seemingly have nowhere else to go but up.

anon 1: hey, did you see the latest babblings from the space marine?
anon 2: yeah, it was classic solarchos

solarchos by usagilover January 5, 2009

solarbeam 

the most sick-tit grass type move in the Pokemon world, as well as the real world, even though it has to gather sunlight on the first turn. It is the master maneuver of the grass Pokemon Venusaur, though other n_gg_rf_gg_t Pokemon also learn it. Many weaksauce trainers use TM22 to teach venusaur solarbeam, because they lack the necessary genitalia to raise it to level 65. A solarbeam is comparable to the sun's orgasm, with the turn to take in sunlight representing the stimulation leading up to the climax. However. if Groudon's effect or sunny day has been used, solarbeam can be used without having to absorb sunlight.

Venusaur, solarbeam the dick off of that dickmuncher!

Look at that Venusaur...it doesn't even know solarbeam. I'll bet you $10 that his trainer doesn't have any balls.

Was that a solarbeam attack, or did the sun just have an orgasm?

OMG sunny day is in effect! I can use solarbeam every turn now. That's the tits!

solarbeam by gdogmanatee October 21, 2009

Solar Powered Girl 

The type of jawdroppingly attractive girl you see on a hot day when the sun comes out. Never seen or heard in a drab environment, the Solar Powered Girl is simply evoked by cloudless skies and hot weather. Often causing much cooing and elbow nudging, they can be hazardous to men driving vehicles, particularly white vans.

Many women not quite on the same level as a Solar Powered Girl regularly attempt to disguise themselves as one by wearing large, face-hiding sunglasses.

Example 1.

Guy 1: "Weather's looking awesome...there's bound to be some Solar Powered Girls out today!"

Guy 2: "Yeah but take care we may see a few decievers out there".

Example 2.
*BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
(Everyone turns around to see the source of loud noise)

"It's just some white van driver beeping his horn at the Solar Powered Girls."

Solar Powered Girl by alabamawhiskeyjar May 6, 2010