soilings

to be/get very drunk or done in.

there were many soilings lastnight.

soilings by bleodore July 26, 2009

soiling your hand 

The act of waking up next to a toothless redneck bitch while spanking your prized hogs schmoirgens blargity balls outside of an ATM.

You were so drunk last night you woke up soiling your hand.

soiling your hand by Trifenuts January 14, 2015

Soiling 

Definition: When you drop fecal matter in your undergarments.

Example: He was so gassed, he was soiling himself.

Soiling by Snacks 874839 March 23, 2021

Soiling your pants 

The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out.

Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself.
Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants?

Soiling your pants by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome December 26, 2011