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Pork Socket
1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.
1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!
Pork Socket by afj21 August 23, 2010
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pop a socket
The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.
Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
pop a socket by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006
jewish glue socket
When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.
jewish glue socket by pole dinnner March 11, 2011
Splooge socket
Splooge socket by 500kg June 5, 2017
sticking your penis in an electrical socket
When you say something that you later regret. Usually refers to times when you tell an embarasing story to your friends because you think it is funny, but they then use that story to make fun of you.
Dude, stop telling people about that time you saw your grandma naked. Your sticking your penis in an electrical socket.
sticking your penis in an electrical socket by CareyB May 25, 2008
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