sockbeat 

When your mom finds your cum sick then beats you with it

Damn I got sockbeat yesterday I can believe she found that cum sock, shit was hidden in my mattress

sockbeat by OhMyReflect July 18, 2019

Wooldoor Sockbat 

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.

Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.

Wooldoor Sockbat by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

sockmeat 

It is a vulgar term referring to your wang in the state of being covered by a condom. It is based off of the idea of a condom being a penis-sock of sorts.

I wanted to go bareback, but she told me she didn't want to get knocked up. So I slipped her the ol' sockmeat instead.

sockmeat by Chaly July 28, 2008

Sockbater 

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.

Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks

Sockbater by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018

suckbeater 

Suckbeater, is nothing else than ein eineiner Deich. It blows or knocking, except that it was: dumpling oak trees, wood, side inwardly ripened, or provided with narrow grooves. The suckbeater will be Stoppellagenal, and the works of art used to make the edges of the bifurcation, and to make them equal in equal measure, by blocking the somewhat stagnant stubble, and at the same time by drawing the troughs in the cudgel Windwärts. What does not matter complete, and is finally cut away and cut away.

Also, the suckbeater batter hit a faunt because Joe Stoppel, to which one needs such beating, fenced up with a so-called "Kantzaune".

suckbeater by Unterrichter June 3, 2018

sockeater99 

a really attractive person who makes awesome tiktoks and they’re REALLY sexy

Omg sockeater99 just posted they’re so awesome you should follow them

sockeater99 by koolkidamogus999 April 9, 2021

Moroccan Sockeater 

Any dog mix of unknown origin.

ie:

"What kind of dog do you have?"
"Him? He's a Moroccan Sockeater."

See also, Mississippi Brown Dog.

"What kind of dog do you have?"
"Him? He's a Moroccan Sockeater

Moroccan Sockeater by [e-mail] June 9, 2014