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Wooldoor Sockbat 

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.
Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.
Wooldoor Sockbat by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

sockmeat 

It is a vulgar term referring to your wang in the state of being covered by a condom. It is based off of the idea of a condom being a penis-sock of sorts.
I wanted to go bareback, but she told me she didn't want to get knocked up. So I slipped her the ol' sockmeat instead.
sockmeat by Chaly July 28, 2008

Sockbater 

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.
Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks
Sockbater by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018

suckbeater 

Suckbeater, is nothing else than ein eineiner Deich. It blows or knocking, except that it was: dumpling oak trees, wood, side inwardly ripened, or provided with narrow grooves. The suckbeater will be Stoppellagenal, and the works of art used to make the edges of the bifurcation, and to make them equal in equal measure, by blocking the somewhat stagnant stubble, and at the same time by drawing the troughs in the cudgel Windwärts. What does not matter complete, and is finally cut away and cut away.
Also, the suckbeater batter hit a faunt because Joe Stoppel, to which one needs such beating, fenced up with a so-called "Kantzaune".
suckbeater by Unterrichter June 3, 2018

sockeater99 

a really attractive person who makes awesome tiktoks and they’re REALLY sexy
Omg sockeater99 just posted they’re so awesome you should follow them
sockeater99 by koolkidamogus999 April 9, 2021

Moroccan Sockeater 

Any dog mix of unknown origin.

ie:

"What kind of dog do you have?"
"Him? He's a Moroccan Sockeater."

See also, Mississippi Brown Dog.
"What kind of dog do you have?"
"Him? He's a Moroccan Sockeater
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.
Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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