Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Nutsucker Pussypucker by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

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pussyscent

The irresistible aroma from a young woman's pussy when she's hot. It's best enjoyed when she's on a bar stool beside you, in a tight miniskirt. She uncrosses her fishnet stockinged legs, opens her thighs a little, and then recrosses her legs, the nylon rasping. If you're well positioned her pussyscent will hit you in an intoxicating wave of hot, supercharged pheromes, musk and cheap perfume. If she's been recently fucked bareback there might be almonds or vanilla. A clean girl will never smell fishy, and the better whores will take trouble to avoid this - it's bad for business.

I watched my Yulia slut as she sat on her barstool. Her pussyscent was lethal. I saw her use the leg crossing ploy over, and over again. One whiff was usually enough. The man would be ensnared, helpless to resist her.

pussyscent by O'Flagherty April 26, 2008

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Pussyscent

The irresistible aroma from a young woman's pussy when she's hot. It's best enjoyed when she's on a bar stool beside you, in a tight miniskirt. She uncrosses her fishnet stockinged legs, opens her thighs a little, and then recrosses her legs, the nylon rasping. If you're well positioned her pussyscent will hit you in an intoxicating wave of hot, supercharged pheromes, musk and cheap perfume. If she's been recently fucked bareback there might be almonds or vanilla. A clean girl will never smell fishy, and the better whores will take trouble to avoid this - it's bad for business.

I watched the sexy slut as she sat on her barstool. Her pussyscent was lethal. I saw her use the leg crossing ploy over, and over again. One whiff was usually enough. The man would be ensnared, helpless to resist her.

Pussyscent by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

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Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.

She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.

Pussysmoking by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008