sobrioty

Remaining a teetotaler due to da prospect of a huge noisy public outcry if you don't.

Role-models for children know to practice sobrioty due to potential widespread parental outrage, accusations of hypocrisy and contributing to juvenile delinquency, etc.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

Sobriety Dysphoria

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober

I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 28, 2021

Sobriety

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...

Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety

by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.

Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...

by YAWA March 16, 2019

Sobriety Divide

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.

The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.

by ericmanoa September 4, 2013

sobriety

the state in which everything sucks.

"fuck man, this sobriety thing bites...i can remember everything, and walk...and speak clearly!"

by Adalae September 8, 2007

Moment of Sobriety

The moment when your mind clears of all effects of any substances in order to deal with a serious issue or problem

I was struck with a Moment of Sobriety when the cops came knocking at that party.

by O'Higgins September 14, 2008