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Sobriety Dysphoria 

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober
I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.

Sobriety 

What you suffer from lack of alcohol. Symptoms are such things as remembering where you live, walking straight, being able to have a conversation without breaking down into fits of laughter, etc...
Dude, i haven't had a drink in three hours... i'm starting to get symptoms of sobriety
Sobriety by Neo-Generation November 6, 2003

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail 

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
Sobriety Test Fear-Fail by YAWA March 16, 2019

Sobriety Divide 

The real or imagined social/metaphysical distance between the intoxicated and the sober.
The officer struggled to divine the driver's mumblings. She could not translate his words or intentions, the sobriety divide was too vast.
Sobriety Divide by ericmanoa September 4, 2013

sobriety 

the state in which everything sucks.
"fuck man, this sobriety thing bites...i can remember everything, and walk...and speak clearly!"
sobriety by Adalae September 8, 2007

Moment of Sobriety 

The moment when your mind clears of all effects of any substances in order to deal with a serious issue or problem
I was struck with a Moment of Sobriety when the cops came knocking at that party.
Moment of Sobriety by O'Higgins September 14, 2008
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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