soberer

You are not sober, but at the same time you're aren't drunk enough to NOT be annoyed by the wasted moron next to you.

" I'm soberer than you are" or "I'm the soberer driver"

soberer by Spud Chips 23 March 31, 2005

Wet Soberer 

A person that goes to Alcoholics Anonymous, uses the principals learned there or recites the mantras, yet continues to drink alcohol.

Antonym: Dry Drunk

Jamie has become at Wet Soberer. Since starting AA he has been less grandiose and shown much more humility towards the staff at the bar.

Wet Soberer by STLjared January 6, 2008

most soberest game 

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.

Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash

most soberest game by Sam I make out with Sam November 3, 2012

soberversary 

The anniversary of a person's sobriety.

To celebrate my tenth soberversary, I am going to run a marathon.

soberversary by theteetotaler September 3, 2009

sobeering 

verb: the act of trying to sober up by switching to beer from hard liquor.

He had been drinking vodka all day so he started sobeering by drinking Budweiser instead.

sobeering by Mikey Genthe July 20, 2016

Soberenity 

Combination of the words Sober and Serenity. In recovery, one can become sober and as a result are given the unexpected gift of serenity. Soberenity is the peaceful feeling of being serene of on oneself, others, your surroundings and life in general after becoming sober. Sober and Serenity are both key aspects of 12 step recovery programs.

I need to make regular meetings to keep my soberenity.

Soberenity by Toddsterx April 11, 2008

Soberest 

More sober than us

Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest

Soberest by Mexican churro Russian January 14, 2018