sobeering 

verb: the act of trying to sober up by switching to beer from hard liquor.

He had been drinking vodka all day so he started sobeering by drinking Budweiser instead.

sobeering by Mikey Genthe July 20, 2016

Light Sabering 

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.

We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!

Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Sneering Imperialist by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

SobOring 

SobOring when someone stops drinking and they suddenly are sober and boring....

Samantha stopped drinking and became sobOring.....

SobOring by LizzyGlo April 27, 2020

Steering Wheel Holder 

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

Steering Wheel Holder by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019

Steering by Armstrong 

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.

I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.

Steering by Armstrong by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Soddering 

An incorrect term for 'soldering', usually used by idiots, or people with 'labtop' computers.

Soldering is the process of joining metals with by using heat to melt a filler metal. Soldering is often used for making electrical connections in electronics, as well as being used in other metalwork.

"I need some more sodder for my soddering iron"
"Sod off."

Soddering by Andrew Yarrow March 13, 2009