Soberest 

More sober than us

Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest

Soberest by Mexican churro Russian January 14, 2018

soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

soberest drunkest by The Official Hater June 13, 2009

most soberest game 

when you and your 7 other friends need to go home from a party and your all looped. You play the most soberest game to see you who can drive home.

Me: I wanna leave this party
The 8: We cant were all looped
Me: Lets just play the most soberest game

...2 hours later car crash

most soberest game by Sam I make out with Sam November 3, 2012

soberist 

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

soberist by tossayo November 2, 2008

soberistas

Inebriated party girls found everywhere in Mexico on vacation, but originally, and very abundant, in Cancun, on the city buses that traverse the hotel zone. Characterized by loud, laughing, sometimes lascivious behavior. Often dressed minimally and can be most attractive unless too drunk.

Also found in other alcohol-related venues, such as winery tours, live concerts, outdoor festivals of any type.

There were a bunch of soberistas on the bus last night at 2, really having a blast

soberistas by Gusmann April 28, 2010

soberfest

1. A party where there is no drugs or alcohol involved.

2. Being sober for a certain amount of time after having been under the influence for an extended amount of time.

1. I went to a college party expecting to get wasted but it turns out it was a total soberfest.

2. A-"Hey man, you going to head with us to Oktoberfest?"

J-"Nah bro, since my DUI its nothing but going to be nothing but soberfest till this gets cleared up."

soberfest by Digitaldeath December 27, 2010

Soberist 

The most pathetic human beings on earth. They believe in soberism and stopping ganja's ways.

I can't believe Luke tapped out on the blunt. He's such a soberist

Soberist by Nguyenchominh October 25, 2017