snurbs

Snobby urbanites, especially those recent haughty urban dwellers who were raised in suburbs, small towns or rural areas. A snurb's childhood was usually somewhat idyllic or quaint. However, when returning to their hometown to visit or for the holidays, a snurb will frequently and sanctimoniously point out how "this particular situation or occurrence" never happens in "this big city," or that people in "this big city" never do "this." Thanks to its humbler origins, a snurb usually identifies itself as being too down to earth to be a hipster, making them even more annoying when they pontificate about the virtues of their adopted metropolis.

Snurbs: "Wow, we can't believe people still (insert) here."

Friends and Family: "Bitch, you only moved to San Francisco a year ago."

by firebaughmjc December 23, 2011

snurb

Snurb, a portmanteau of snob and urbanite.

Larissa: "Hey, guys, sorry-- I had to stay late at school. We had a bullying lesson. From me." (blowing raspberries three times)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "What the hell was that?"
Patty: "Our handshake. Love it or lick it, snurb."
Louise: "Hey, I love it already, snurb." (blows raspberry)
Patty: "No, it's like this." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"
Louise: "Aah! That's awesome! Do it again!"
Patty: "All right. Rock and roll." (blowing three raspberries)
Girls: "2-5-7!"

by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2023

Yah! Boo! Snubs!

A catchphrase used once you’ve one-upped your enemies.

"Look!" shrilled Oliver. "Look at Bulgy! He's a mean Scarlet Deceiver!"
Bulgy had turned to leave. They could now see his other side. It had on it RAILWAY BUS.
"Stop!" yelled Staff and engines; but too late.
"Yah! Boo! Snubs!" jeered Bulgy.
He roared away. The unsuspecting passengers waved happily.

by phatinvite September 26, 2021

Snurb

Common surname from the outer reaches of Planet Snurb. Here on Earth, famed Smeltzburgian Storyteller and Artist, W.T. Snurb brings Planet Snurb to life through the characters of Herb Snurb, Millie Feltz, Bobby Fenster, Professor Funk, Betty Bomber, Witch Blinda, Mrs. Minus, Mortimer Blickley, and others.

W.T. Snurb occasionally becomes tired of the pace of humanity and retreats to Planet Snurb for a brief vacation.

by Herb Snurb December 10, 2010

Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.

1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."

by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011

Tuff-Snubs

Similar to "tough luck, pal," tuff-snubs is used in response when someone has an unfortunate event happen to them.

Dick: "Oh no, I just dropped my peanut butter and jam sandwich on the dirty, dirty floor!"
Jane: "Tuff-Snubs!"

by wuxdoc May 1, 2013

snurbleberry

When you blow your nose in a woman's vagina.

Ted had a cold so he gave that bitch a snurbleberry.

by Dr Frank N Furter September 9, 2016