nightlifecommando's definitions
The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
Get the Net Dollars mug.Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".
Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"
Bude 1 - "Wha?"
Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"
Bude 1 - "Wha?"
Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010
Get the Batin' the Bacon mug.To get QED'd is to be owned, pwned, or proven wrong in an argument setting.
See QED for clarification on its meaning.
See QED for clarification on its meaning.
Person 1 - "Dude, I hear Person 3 totally QED'd you when you were arguing yesterday"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it turned out that Pamela Anderson does have bigger tits than my mom."
Person 2 - "Yeah, it turned out that Pamela Anderson does have bigger tits than my mom."
by NightlifeCommando August 17, 2010
Get the QED'd mug.When a guitarist drops the low E string down to a D, usually implying he's about to look like an ass playing power chords.
This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.
This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.
Judgmental Person A - "Hey, this guy sucks at guitar. But let's stay and watch anyways for the fun of it."
Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"
Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."
Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"
Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."
by NightlifeCommando June 15, 2010
Get the Dropping the D mug.If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
by nightlifecommando January 25, 2011
Get the 11$ Meal mug.One meaning for "LMS" is an acronym for like my status, which can be used in one of the many recent Facebook trends where someone will post something (specified in the status) to your wall if you like their status.
by nightlifecommando January 20, 2011
Get the LMS mug.Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
Get the Anal Mourning mug.