20 definitions by nightlifecommando

In the history of the United States, "waving the bloody shirt" refers to the practice of politicians referencing the blood of martyrs or heroes to criticize opponents.

In American history, the phrase gained popularity with a factitious incident in which Benjamin Franklin Butler of Massachusetts, when making a speech on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, allegedly held up a shirt stained with the blood of a carpetbagger whipped by the Ku Klux Klan. (While Butler did give a speech condemning the Klan, he never waved anyone's bloody shirt.)
Dude A - "I got a five on my APUSH exam!"

Dude B - "Dude, quit waving the bloody shirt."

Dude A - "No wonder you got a one, you're an idiot."
by nightlifecommando January 4, 2011
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Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"

Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."
by nightlifecommando August 28, 2010
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Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.
Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."
by nightlifecommando July 17, 2010
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A pseudo-Necrophagist fan.
What a Necrophaggot.
by nightlifecommando December 14, 2010
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Usually followed by an Anal Morning. It can be described as the state of feeling sorrow in regards to your ass and/or anal cavity.
Robbie - "Wow, what an anal morning"

Jimmy - "How are you not in anal mourning right now?"
by nightlifecommando May 30, 2010
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An expression of either great pleasure or great frustration.

To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*

-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
by nightlifecommando June 17, 2011
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