Definitions by nightlifecommando
toothpasting
toothpasting by nightlifecommando October 14, 2012
Twinkle Daddies
Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
Twinkle Daddies by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011
Upside down keyboard
An expression of either great pleasure or great frustration.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
Upside down keyboard by nightlifecommando June 16, 2011
Snubstitute
To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
Snubstitute by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
Net Dollars
The amount of net dollars you own is how much money you have after factoring in how much money you owe people and how much money is owed to you.
Alright class, today's math problem:
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
You have twelve dollars in your wallet and none in your bank account. If owe Jerry seven dollars for buying you condoms, and Greg owes you ten dollars for spotting him for his girlfriend, how many net dollars do you own?
Net Dollars by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
11$ Meal
If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks
The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.
The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."
Minority: "What are you talking about?"
You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."
Minority: "Sure thing.."
11$ Meal by nightlifecommando January 25, 2011