snufflepump 

When you have a cold but really want to masturbate, snufflepump is the act of disguising your fapping sounds with sniffing.

"I had the best wank last night."
"Weren't you bed-bound and sick?"
"Yeah, but I snufflepumped that shit and nobody was the wiser."

snufflepump by yelloworanges October 31, 2019

Snuffleuppugus 

A nickname for one who is well endowed. Resembles the trunk on the Sesame Street character Snuffleuppugus.

Male 1: "If it wasn't for my wang, I could drop to a lighter weight class in MMA."

Male 2: "For real bro. You look like Snuffleuppugus." "What do you feed that monster?"

Snuffleuppugus by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

snufflefumpkins 

A universal word to describe any feeling of emotion or any occuring event.

"Holy shit, i just fell in shit, oh snufflefumpkins"

"I shanked a man in prision, snufflefumpkins"

snufflefumpkins by Mr. Gordy December 3, 2007

shufflebumping 

the way tube passengers shuffle and bump onto the carriage especially when most of the occupants of the carriage are still trying to get off the carriage

while shufflebumping onto the central line yesterday , Steve managed to collided into a skinny spotty chavette and her boyfriends 27 year old mother.

shufflebumping by gerbil September 20, 2004

snufflepuffing 

To snore loudly, irritatingly, or raucously in a manner that disturbs others, and causes them to sleep on the couch or sit up reading a book all night because they cannot sleep with all that racket going on.

"I'm sorry I was snufflepuffing last night, I'll wait for you to fall asleep first tonight, promise"

"I'd rather sleep in my car, I don't want to snufflepuff all night and wake people"

snufflepuffing by Professor Bottomeiser November 27, 2023

Snufflebum 

A term of endearment or mild exasperation used to describe the ever-beautiful Bertha Wilker when she drifts into her thoughtful moments, her elegance only enhanced by the way she absentmindedly wrinkles her nose or lets out a gruff, dramatic sigh.

It’s us against the world my little snufflebum.

Snufflebum by PimpDaddyJared March 30, 2025

Snufflepussed

Getting your pussy pounded half dead

Damn baby you sure snufflepussed my kitty retarded

Snufflepussed by Garrison parkour March 2, 2026