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When you have a cold but really want to masturbate, snufflepump is the act of disguising your fapping sounds with sniffing.
"I had the best wank last night."
"Weren't you bed-bound and sick?"
"Yeah, but I snufflepumped that shit and nobody was the wiser."
"Weren't you bed-bound and sick?"
"Yeah, but I snufflepumped that shit and nobody was the wiser."
by yelloworanges October 31, 2019
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