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Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')

Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."

shifts by MP Shifter December 23, 2008

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shifts

to masturbate vigeresouly JAY

i took shifts last night

shifts by mizzark April 24, 2006

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Suicide Shifts

Working back to back at 2+ jobs, while working on minimal food and sleep

Him: Have you seen lacy lately?
Her: No, she has been working suicide shifts for the last few days.
Him: Is she emotionally stable still or nah?

Suicide Shifts by EmeraldGemz November 26, 2016

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tight shifts

With reference to drug dealing. A dealer runs tight shifts if he is constantly moving from deal to deal.

Eg. "Yo bro, I can't see yo till the evening, I'm running real tight shifts today."

tight shifts by Rich Nyuggah December 14, 2013

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celine.shifts

SO CUTE AND KIND OH MY LORD she deserves the whole world & more and they have an amazing account<33

you know celine.shifts?? they seem awesome!!

celine.shifts by uh idk what to type here help January 23, 2022

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celine.shifts

the most amazing, kind, thoughtful and compassionate tiktoker ever. They deserve the world and so much more

You should follow @celine.shifts on tiktok!!! I love her <3

celine.shifts by I’m actually so sexy May 4, 2022

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She Shits Too

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."

She Shits Too by will bitten February 10, 2017

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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