I went on safari the other day. I saw these beautiful elephants and then I walked up to the elephants. So, I got this one's number, I took her out to this nice restaurant I know, and then one thing lead to another and then we were back at my place. I don't know how to put it politely but, well, she snufflefucked me. And it was hot.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.