snowfort 

Occurs when a sizeable group of males ejaculate in each others mouths in a circle and pass the wads of sperm to others via the oral orafice.

The dudes and I were circle-sucking it last night and it turned into a snowfort.

snowfort by spermasta November 22, 2011

snowfooter 

A hardcore barefooter, a snowfooter will go everywhere barefoot year-round, even in winter.

Guy 1: "As much as I love going barefoot, I've got to wear shoes from December to March."
Guy 2: "Not me, dude. I'm a dedicated snowfooter."

snowfooter by Avis January 16, 2007

Snowfart 

The realization that you're not special, you're not the unique snowflake that you always thought you were... You're actually just a snowfart.

I always thought that I was special, that I was a unique snowflake... but now after 23 years, I realize I am just a snowfart.

Snowfart by Jake McDoogermith January 15, 2010

Snowfarts 

Noun...

Political, derogatory,

see Snowflakes

definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.

The demonstration stunk. It was overwhelmed by Snowfarts...

Snowfarts by Handcuffmonkfish April 18, 2018

snowbortion 

When you think you're going snowboarding but then... you aren't.

Nate thought he was going snowboarding this weekend, but the universe delivered a snowbortion.

snowbortion by DrLittleGirl May 22, 2018

Slowfort

A term to describe the group of people that live in Beaufort, SC.

“Why does she act so dumb”
“She was raised in slowfort”

Slowfort by bfrt April 17, 2024