snowbortion

When you think you're going snowboarding but then... you aren't.

Nate thought he was going snowboarding this weekend, but the universe delivered a snowbortion.

by DrLittleGirl May 22, 2018

snowboating

The act of motorboating after ejaculating on to a woman's breasts.

Jack blew bubbles while snowboating his girlfriend.

by Broke25 December 6, 2009

Snowboating

When you motorboat a hooker after covering her chest with cocaine.

Dude, Tony Montana was snowboating with that hooker so hard!

by Pandemic314 May 13, 2018

snowboating

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children

I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!

by kayaker101 November 30, 2010

Snowmotion

The pace at which time drags when school snow closings have forced you to spend yet another day trapped inside with your kids.

It's only 1pm?! Feels like 9pm. Time has been moving in snowmotion ever since winter break. I can't take another snow day!

by erinruth February 10, 2012

snowmotional

Adjective. The term for feelings of rage, anger, exhaustion, etc stemming from removal (or lack) of snow following a winter storm.

i’m snowmotional after the great 2019 blizzard

by ailiaili December 2, 2019

Snabortion

The culling of invasive snail eggs to avoid possible infestation of nonnative snails to the ecosystem. Snabortions are a common procedure when it comes to captive snail owners they must always kill eggs for the local environment

Jeez, I can’t go to the gym with you, I have to have a snabortion for my snail.

by Kimboraffe June 29, 2022