snowbortion 

When you think you're going snowboarding but then... you aren't.

Nate thought he was going snowboarding this weekend, but the universe delivered a snowbortion.

snowbortion by DrLittleGirl May 22, 2018

snowboating 

The act of motorboating after ejaculating on to a woman's breasts.

Jack blew bubbles while snowboating his girlfriend.

snowboating by Broke25 December 6, 2009

Snowboating 

When you motorboat a hooker after covering her chest with cocaine.

Dude, Tony Montana was snowboating with that hooker so hard!

Snowboating by Pandemic314 May 13, 2018

snowboating 

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children

I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!

snowboating by kayaker101 November 30, 2010

Snowmotion 

The pace at which time drags when school snow closings have forced you to spend yet another day trapped inside with your kids.

It's only 1pm?! Feels like 9pm. Time has been moving in snowmotion ever since winter break. I can't take another snow day!

Snowmotion by erinruth February 10, 2012

snowmotional 

Adjective. The term for feelings of rage, anger, exhaustion, etc stemming from removal (or lack) of snow following a winter storm.

i’m snowmotional after the great 2019 blizzard

snowmotional by ailiaili December 2, 2019

Snabortion 

The culling of invasive snail eggs to avoid possible infestation of nonnative snails to the ecosystem. Snabortions are a common procedure when it comes to captive snail owners they must always kill eggs for the local environment

Jeez, I can’t go to the gym with you, I have to have a snabortion for my snail.

Snabortion by Kimboraffe June 29, 2022