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snowcow

snowcow- n. unpleasent and huskey females that dwell in cold areas.
a: look at that girl, shes so ugly!
b: i know dude, what a snowcow!!!
by kayeguen September 30, 2009
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snowcoffee

A snowcoffee is someone whom is very fluffy and breedable.
He felt like a Snowcoffee when he entered the club.
by A discordian May 5, 2022
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snowcouching

The practice of manipulating the channels of transportation afforded by a couch, snow (and/or ice) and a sloped surface. A one-way trip in the absence of a truck, van or other gas-powered hauling device.
Roommate 1: "Bro, we snowcouched that shit all the way down 18th."

Roommate 2: "Snowcouching? Is THAT why there's no furniture in the living room?"
by bobross January 27, 2010
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snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.
"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"
by Ryan September 2, 2006
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Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.
I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!
by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011
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Doggie Doo Snowcone

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.
Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.
by Brent Smagler August 19, 2012
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Burger and a Grape Snowcone

A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.

This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”
You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.
by timwalz November 2, 2021
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