snowbread 

Another word for Hardcore.

John: OMG Postma is the most Snowbread kid in the whole freaking world!
Postma: Shut up John you're so douchebread.

snowbread by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008

Showbread 

1) A Christian rock band from the Savannah, Georgia area. They are signed to Solid State Records. They are known for having several unique twists to their sound and their image. First, their two vocalists, Josh Dies and Ivory Mobley, trade off in dueling vocals which alternate between yelling, screaming, and singing. This effect has caused the band to occasionally be labeled as a "spaz rock" band. Second, they are one of the few hardcore bands that uses a keytar. Third, they are known for wearing only red and black clothing when performing, an aspect that causes many critics to label them as a fashioncore band. All members of the band are very energetic during their concerts. Fourth, in keeping with their campaign for uniqueness in the music scene, the band generally does not refer to their music as a particular genre; instead, they prefer the term "raw rock".

2) Refers to the twelve cakes or loaves of bread which were continually present on the Table of Showbread in the Jewish Temple as an offering to Yhwh.

I went to a Showbread concert last night. It was crazy! RAW ROCK KILLS!

I wonder if showbread tasted good.

Showbread by Gus! July 22, 2008

Showbread 

The first and only raw rock band

Raw Rock Kills: get ready to die

Showbread by commanderwaffles January 22, 2005

Snowblade 

The act of doing (or in reference to) cocaine. Derived from the fact that the powdered cocaine can coat a razor used to divide up lines, causing the blade to be covered in "snow"

"Dude, was she snowblading earlier? She's drawing crazy shit all over the coffee table"

"You wanna snowblade?"

Snowblade by schm1855 December 31, 2008

slowreader

figuratively, one who doesn't pick things up easily, especially things that are implied; literally, one who reads slowly; a band from Texas that is good now, even though they no longer exist

Person: He actually thought that you literally meant you could eat a horse??? Boy, he's definetely a slowreader.

slowreader by El_Scorcho July 26, 2005

alaskian snowbeast 

The act of a male punching a female/male in the throat after receiving oral sex. This causes the semen to shoot out of the victim's nose in such a way that makes them look like a yetti.

Last night I gave Jane the old "Alaskian Snowbeast", now we are not on speaking terms, the woman has no sense of humor.

alaskian snowbeast by Matt Dizzle November 10, 2006

snowboreding 

When you're stuck inside because there's too much snow outside to go anywhere.

The city hasn't plowed the streets yet, so I'm snowboreding.

snowboreding by dollar bill yallz January 5, 2008