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Showbread 

1) A Christian rock band from the Savannah, Georgia area. They are signed to Solid State Records. They are known for having several unique twists to their sound and their image. First, their two vocalists, Josh Dies and Ivory Mobley, trade off in dueling vocals which alternate between yelling, screaming, and singing. This effect has caused the band to occasionally be labeled as a "spaz rock" band. Second, they are one of the few hardcore bands that uses a keytar. Third, they are known for wearing only red and black clothing when performing, an aspect that causes many critics to label them as a fashioncore band. All members of the band are very energetic during their concerts. Fourth, in keeping with their campaign for uniqueness in the music scene, the band generally does not refer to their music as a particular genre; instead, they prefer the term "raw rock".

2) Refers to the twelve cakes or loaves of bread which were continually present on the Table of Showbread in the Jewish Temple as an offering to Yhwh.
I went to a Showbread concert last night. It was crazy! RAW ROCK KILLS!

I wonder if showbread tasted good.
Showbread by Gus! July 22, 2008
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Showbread 

The first and only raw rock band
Raw Rock Kills: get ready to die
Showbread by commanderwaffles January 22, 2005

showbread 

Bread on a table for show.
The bread was a showbread
showbread by Adria And Renae March 20, 2005

shortbread squirt 

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.
Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

Showerheading

To stimulate ones genitals with the water of a shower head.
Did you hear about Elizabeth showerheading in her freshman year??
Showerheading by gtom September 20, 2010

Caramel Shortbread 

A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.
Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?

shortbread fever 

1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.
1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
shortbread fever by Argyle4Brkfst December 15, 2008
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