snowbeast 

1. Any person who is covered in a voluminous amount of semen after intercourse.

2 Any person who particularly enjoys being thoroughly covered in a large amount of semen.

"After he got off I looked like a snowbeast."
"Honey, I'm not afraid to admit it. I am a snowbeast."

snowbeast by mancanfly May 19, 2012

snowbeast 

A highly respected being, although it is not human nor animal. It looks like a big white puffy dog, but has the capability to demolish anything. Beware of its kind attitude.

Snowbeast is the reason why Chuck Norris is white

John: "Hey Bill, that's a pretty big cloud!!"
Bill: "No John, it's snowbeast.

snowbeast by Nathanispro May 25, 2008

snowbeast 

Noun (informal, vulgar).
North American English
f. Germanic "snāw" (snow), Latin "bestia" (beast)

A white-skinned person of European ancestry; a white person. May refer to the northern latitude origins of main European populations, the colour of their skin, or both. Constructed as analogous to racial slurs for other ethnicities which connote primal, animal, and naturalistic themes as low, dangerous, degrading, or uncivilized (see: coon; some connotations of savage). Intended as highly pejorative and offensive.

Not to be confused with the 1977 made-for-tv movie Snowbeast starring Bo Svenson, or the 2011 movie Snow Beast, which was set in Canada, eh.

1) Real FB User: "Everyone help there's a group of idiot snowbeasts in the atheist group ganging up on me, calling me racist things, and being rude and attacking my faith. Help please it's in the atheist group."

2) Real Tumblr User: (*reads a white person's straight-forward objection to racial slurs*)"What kind of snowbeast shit is this?"

snowbeast by L33royJ3nkumz December 24, 2016

alaskian snowbeast 

The act of a male punching a female/male in the throat after receiving oral sex. This causes the semen to shoot out of the victim's nose in such a way that makes them look like a yetti.

Last night I gave Jane the old "Alaskian Snowbeast", now we are not on speaking terms, the woman has no sense of humor.

alaskian snowbeast by Matt Dizzle November 10, 2006

Snowdeath 

The gross overreaction of the media and segments of the general public to an extremely low amount of predicted snowfall (or flurries). This overreaction tends to dull otherwise competant people into making foolish decisions.

People clearing the shelves of perishable food (not canned food) when there is a potential of a Snowdeath. However, if a storm did occur, the food could go bad due to a loss of power.

The media running crawls of the Snowdeath on the bottom of the television screen and well as breaking into broadcasting when snow does actually fall. The media also sends TEAMS of reporters to cover flurries falling throughout a fifteen county area, just to be SURE we are SAFE.

An Emergency Manager sounding the tornado siren to warn of impending doom, er, Snowdeath (flurries).

Snowdeath by GeorgiaBoy March 6, 2013

snowbesity 

When you don't know if someone's fat or not because they're wearing a winter coat.

Either that guy is fat or he just went to Burlington Coat Factory. That down parka is a classic case of snowbesity.

snowbesity by mattsmack March 7, 2015

Snowbatical 

A leave of absence from full-time employment to maximize one's time engaging in snow sports.

Related: funemployment

No, I haven't lined up another job yet, I'm taking a snowbatical first.

Snowbatical by jessicers December 2, 2010