snow virgin

Anthony
Scared of the snow starting in Canada which happens every fucking year.

Anthony is a douche who doesn't realize snow happens every year. He is a snow virgin.

by B!tchbabe November 9, 2017

Virgin snow

That one patch of beautiful pure white snow untouched by the man and nature.

"The beautiful patch of virgin snow was peacefully lying there undisturbed. Then some hobo pee'd on it."

Bob- "Dude! Let's go impregnate that virgin snow!"

by Thatguywhowearspants March 1, 2011

virgin snow

vur-jin snoh
Fresh snow that hasn't been penetrated; usually under two days old.

The old couple's lawn had virgin snow all over their property because they have no kids to play in it.

I took the virgin snow's virginity as a scooped my hand into it, making a snowball and disrupting its serenity and innocence.

by KzN December 20, 2009

virgin snow cherries

fresh untouched powder, nothin more heavenly, just waiting to be shredded.

"40cm fresh last night, you'd better believe its time to go pop some virgin snow cherries"

by CJack December 3, 2004

West Virginia Snow Pocket

When you throw up a milkshake from fast-food place of choice, shove it up your asshole with a turkey baster and have your significant other lick it out.

Wow! after McDonalds, lets go home and make a West Virginia Snow Pocket!!

by Wifay-Bessy224 January 7, 2010

Virginia Snow Storm

When you promise her 12 inches but she only gets 3.

I may not be a weather man but you are going to get a Virginia Snow Storm tonight!!

by JR Schooky March 2, 2026