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snow cones 

when a crack pipe is filled to the brim with freebase cocaine or plain old crack.
Hurry up and pack me up a snowcone so that I can get an earringer, douchebag!
snow cones by monica o'donoughue January 4, 2005

Snow Cones 

A woman with large Breasts,or boobs,chest,etc.
"That lady had some huge Snow Cones."

"I'd Like a taste her Snow Cones"

"I want a lick of that Snow Cone"
Snow Cones by M&A O&A October 24, 2007

Snow Cones 

A woman with large Breasts.or boobs,chest,Etc.
"That had some big Snow Cones."
"I'd like to taste her Snow Cones."
Snow Cones by M&A O&A October 24, 2007

Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.
I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!
Ghetto Snowcone by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011

Doggie Doo Snowcone 

As defined by former GWAR member The Sexecutioner, a doggie doo snowcone is the last of his sexual demands outlined the song of his namesake; the previous demands being: genital herpes, golden showers, and a spiked dog collar. This final demand, the doggie doo snowcone, is a rather obscure take on the classic yellow snowcone, however fresh dog shit is substituted in the place of urine. Now a cone full of snow, topped with steamy dog feces does not complete the act of "doing" a doggie doo snowcone. In order to finish this transaction, the cone must be fervently mashed against some part, preferably the face, of a person's body while engaged in a sexual act.
Randy got an "F" on his spelling test; that night he went without his doggie doo snowcone. He was, however, still raped by his father.

Burger and a Grape Snowcone 

A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.

This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”
You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.