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snoutch

The dutch pronounciation for the word for a vagina. in some cases...
Hey Genesse.... do you like touching your snoutch. Your snoutch happens to be in very great shape ;)
by that guy in ur house March 27, 2009
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Snoutch

A word you use when you hate someone. You usually only use this if you really hate them unless you’re and actual bitch
Me: You’re a legit snoutch

Friend: What?

Me: Search it up you dingle pringle
by Skaleah Skinhgston November 3, 2019
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Nostril Snotch

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"
by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014
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Snutch Oven

noun, verb: Based on the term dutch oven, to fart underneath the covers. It is the act of farting beneath your Snuggie, the blanket with sleeves, then pulling the Snuggie over your head forcing yourself to smell it.
"You know you love the smell of your own flatulence, you're always giving yourself a snutch oven."

"The only reason I would ever wear something as lame as the Snuggie is just so I could eat beans and snutch oven myself."
by cheecheejotcherss May 13, 2009
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snootchie bootchies

Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)
Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!

Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
by Banky March 3, 2003
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snootch to the nootch

stated after a truthful or meaningful statement, such as word to your mother, or word is bond. Popularized by Jay Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame.
I need a new hetero life mate. Snootch to the Nootch.
by CrunchyMusic March 22, 2003
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snootchie bootchies

Made popular in Kevin Smith movies.By his his character Jay who he frequently act alongside as Silent Bob.They act as stoners and drug dealers.

The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”

Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !
Quotes from the 1994 kevin smith movie 'Mallrats'

Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.

T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
by Kimber-x December 21, 2006
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