Definitions by CrunchyMusic

snootch to the nootch 

stated after a truthful or meaningful statement, such as word to your mother, or word is bond. Popularized by Jay Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame.

I need a new hetero life mate. Snootch to the Nootch.

snootch to the nootch by CrunchyMusic March 22, 2003

bogart 

to hold selfishly, not share, or use too much of something. Somehow related to Humphrey Bogart of Casablanca, but can't remember how.

Dude, don't bogart the mayo.

bogart by CrunchyMusic March 22, 2003