Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person's crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-
job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the
target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow
job while the victim is currently seated upon an open
toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.
"Lick
lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"
"I told you I had a
cold, ass-
clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."