First, dial your drug dealer. Buy an eight ball of cocaine. Now. Travel to a house party and quickly chug eight beers wile staring intimidatingly at the guy next to you. Begin searching the household for the first girl who has to fart. Direct her into your friends bedroom. Tell her to lie on her face, pull her pants down, and to not scream as you sprinkle cocaine in and around her balloon knot like she was a funnel cake. Directing her to hold her flatulent in until further instruction, place your left nostril over the dusted starfish. Loudly and confidently demand she release her gas on the count of three. Upon feeling the anal spincter release tone, inhale through your nose. You just snortched that shit.
"What the fuck? Did you just snortch that cocaine out of my asshole?"
"Bitch, what the fuck you eatin'. That snortch tasted like turpentine."
"Bitch, what the fuck you eatin'. That snortch tasted like turpentine."
by Dr. MD May 2, 2010
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When you wear a new pair of boxers for the first time and you get little lint balls stuck in your ass hairs.
by Shawn Collum August 16, 2007
Get the snortch mug.The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"
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"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
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synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
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synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.
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Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
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