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First, dial your drug dealer. Buy an eight ball of cocaine. Now. Travel to a house party and quickly chug eight beers wile staring intimidatingly at the guy next to you. Begin searching the household for the first girl who has to fart. Direct her into your friends bedroom. Tell her to lie on her face, pull her pants down, and to not scream as you sprinkle cocaine in and around her balloon knot like she was a funnel cake. Directing her to hold her flatulent in until further instruction, place your left nostril over the dusted starfish. Loudly and confidently demand she release her gas on the count of three. Upon feeling the anal spincter release tone, inhale through your nose. You just snortched that shit.

"What the fuck? Did you just snortch that cocaine out of my asshole?"

"Bitch, what the fuck you eatin'. That snortch tasted like turpentine."

snortch by Dr. MD May 2, 2010

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Snortch

Snortch, to gain or achieve something

Hey look i just found 20 Euro, SNORTCH!!!

Snortch by Ru June 17, 2006

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snortch

When you wear a new pair of boxers for the first time and you get little lint balls stuck in your ass hairs.

I gotta go pull these snortches outta my ass hair, man!

snortch by Shawn Collum August 16, 2007

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Nostril Snotch

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.

"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

Nostril Snotch by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014

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snortshire

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.

snortshire by mave73 May 8, 2008

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Slortch

Someone who is a slut, whore, and a bitch all at the same damn time

Kasey is such a slortch for slapping Jamie and then T - Bagging her agressively, I hate her!

Slortch by Kered Nosliw November 28, 2011

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snootchie bootchies

Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)

Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!

Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!

snootchie bootchies by Banky March 3, 2003

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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