Snory

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A story that is exceptionally boring, such as one told by a senile grandfather about that time he got two for one on onions one day twenty years ago by being the first customer of the day. Just like he did the last nine times he told you about it.
May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.

Boy: Well if you're done with your snory- ...er STORY...
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.

Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?

Snory by astrolounge January 21, 2010

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snory

An adjective that describes something extremely boring

The english period was so snory that everyone was asleep on their desks or completely spaced out.

snory by Jackie Lykstad April 24, 2008

Related Words

snory • Snorf • snoregasm • snorfle • shoryuken • shorya • snore • snor • Snorb • snorange

The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.

"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"

The Snore-Lax by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Snorevette

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.

If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.

Snorevette by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

Snorefest

A very boring person, event or occasion

There's no way I'm coming to the Chelsea game. It'll be a complete snorefest.

Did you go to the party last weekend? It was a snorefest of epic proportions.

Snorefest by nader0102 October 2, 2008

Snore D'oeuvre

A small nap taken before one's big, main sleep at night.

I'm off for a snore d'oeuvre on the sofa.

Snore D'oeuvre by Lu Mars April 23, 2018

Word of the Day on May 1, 2023

snore fuck

When both parties simultaneously fall asleep during drunk intercourse whilst penis is still inserted in the vaginal cavity. Also both parties are snoring.

During my best friends wedding I walked into my lodge room and on my bunk bed I witnessed his sister Snore fucking her boyfriend; I had to show Ned and Tim.

snore fuck by Danooo_tim October 22, 2015

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026