A story that is exceptionally boring, such as one told by a senile grandfather about that time he got two for one on onions one day twenty years ago by being the first customer of the day. Just like he did the last nine times he told you about it.
May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.
May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.
Boy: Well if you're done with your snory- ...er STORY...
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.
Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.
Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?
by astrolounge January 21, 2010
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"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
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Get the Snorevette mug.To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.
"She scooped up the shar pei puppy and snorgled its rolls of puppy fat."
"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."
"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."
"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."
"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."
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Did you go to the party last weekend? It was a snorefest of epic proportions.
Did you go to the party last weekend? It was a snorefest of epic proportions.
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