Skip to main content
A story that is exceptionally boring, such as one told by a senile grandfather about that time he got two for one on onions one day twenty years ago by being the first customer of the day. Just like he did the last nine times he told you about it.
May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.
Boy: Well if you're done with your snory- ...er STORY...
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.

Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?
Snory by astrolounge January 21, 2010
Snory mug front
Get the Snory mug.
See more merch
An adjective that describes something extremely boring
The english period was so snory that everyone was asleep on their desks or completely spaced out.
snory by Jackie Lykstad April 24, 2008
Related Words

The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
The Snore-Lax by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Snorevette 

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.
If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.
Snorevette by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017
To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.
"She scooped up the shar pei puppy and snorgled its rolls of puppy fat."

"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."

"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."
snorgle by Snorgles May 25, 2006

Snorefest 

There's no way I'm coming to the Chelsea game. It'll be a complete snorefest.

Did you go to the party last weekend? It was a snorefest of epic proportions.
Snorefest by nader0102 October 2, 2008

Snore D'oeuvre 

A small nap taken before one's big, main sleep at night.
I'm off for a snore d'oeuvre on the sofa.
Snore D'oeuvre by Lu Mars April 23, 2018