A story that is exceptionally boring, such as one told by a senile grandfather about that time he got two for one on onions one day twenty years ago by being the first customer of the day. Just like he did the last nine times he told you about it.
May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.
May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.
Boy: Well if you're done with your snory- ...er STORY...
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.
Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.
Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?
by astrolounge January 22, 2010
A black and white cat, with big eyes. If you look deeply into his eyeballs you will see your future and the love of your life. Snoris is also very lazy, and has a sensitive stomach.
"Hey Snoris, get down from there!"
"Silence! You're not my real mom!
"Hey Snoris, what are you doin'?"
"I'm pooping. Please leave me be, human."
"Hey Snoris, tell me my future."
"Look into my eyeballs."
"Silence! You're not my real mom!
"Hey Snoris, what are you doin'?"
"I'm pooping. Please leave me be, human."
"Hey Snoris, tell me my future."
"Look into my eyeballs."
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