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A story that is exceptionally boring, such as one told by a senile grandfather about that time he got two for one on onions one day twenty years ago by being the first customer of the day. Just like he did the last nine times he told you about it.
May also be used as an adjective to refer to anything particularly dull.
Boy: Well if you're done with your snory- ...er STORY...
Grandpa: You don't think much of me do you boy?
Boy: No sir, I do not.

Man 1: What a snory excuse for a meeting.
Man 2: ...you actually think that was witty don't you?
Snory by astrolounge January 21, 2010
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An adjective that describes something extremely boring
The english period was so snory that everyone was asleep on their desks or completely spaced out.
snory by Jackie Lykstad April 24, 2008
Related Words
snory Snorf snoregasm snorfle shoryuken shorya snore snor Snorb snorange

The Snore-Lax

To take two doses of Tylenol PM, chug a bottle of Ex-Lax, and see how many Pokemon you can catch on your favorite gaming system before you pass out and shit yourself.
"Dude, your mom said you had the worst food poisoning this weekend."

"Nah, I decided to try the Snore-Lax a couple of nights ago and it got out of hand. The good thing is that I beat my old record by 3!"
The Snore-Lax by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Snorevette 

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.
If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.
Snorevette by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

Snorefest 

There's no way I'm coming to the Chelsea game. It'll be a complete snorefest.

Did you go to the party last weekend? It was a snorefest of epic proportions.
Snorefest by nader0102 October 2, 2008

Snore D'oeuvre 

A small nap taken before one's big, main sleep at night.
I'm off for a snore d'oeuvre on the sofa.
Snore D'oeuvre by Lu Mars April 23, 2018
Word of the Day on May 1, 2023

snore fuck 

When both parties simultaneously fall asleep during drunk intercourse whilst penis is still inserted in the vaginal cavity. Also both parties are snoring.
During my best friends wedding I walked into my lodge room and on my bunk bed I witnessed his sister Snore fucking her boyfriend; I had to show Ned and Tim.
snore fuck by Danooo_tim October 22, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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