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bumph

Stuff that, while peripheral, is essential to the texture of well-created sets for movies.

Critical element to superior set decoration world-wide, though perhaps more commonly associated, in general, with New York or British-made films, among others.

Creates an ambience opposite to "oh, so Hollywood."
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Production Designer, Brit, (viewing a new set): Fantastic! Beautiful work. (entering and looking more closely): But where's the bumph?

Savvy New York Decorator: Sorry, the WHAT?

Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.

NY Decorator: Oh, we have 40 boxes; they're unpacking them now.

Brit Designer: Brilliant.

.......
Brit Designer: Where's the bumph?

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

Brit Designer: The effing STUFF!

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
by escuchon May 12, 2008
mugGet the bumphmug.

whatever

verb.

To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.
x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me?
y: Whatever. No! Like, it means nothing, you know?.
x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.
by escuchon May 19, 2008
mugGet the whatevermug.

sacre bleu

I'm positing that it means: Heavens!

Think about it.

I also suspect it was used on some American cartoon in the sixties.
x: Sacre bleu! The cat has washed the dishes!

y: I knew she would if I asked her enough times.
by escuchon May 4, 2008
mugGet the sacre bleumug.

humph

verb: to humph someone or to go humphing around.

Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.

.......
x: I did nothing.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.
by escuchon May 14, 2008
mugGet the humphmug.

Urba-diction

Urba-diction may be the crème de la crème of all addictions.

Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.

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x: She was doing just fine 'til the urba-diction got her.

y: Yeah, they need a PROGRAM for that.
by escuchon July 27, 2008
mugGet the Urba-dictionmug.

snorker

Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers are often subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, usually accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well accustomed to their habit of snorking, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.
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x: Hey, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, Lula's just a snorker. Hers doesn't count. That makes one.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
mugGet the snorkermug.

Diss'd-urbin dick-shunary

Proposed spin-off of UD for all juicy words and defs pertaining to special sex interests and extra-funky body fluids. (et cetera.) Exclusive.

"Catering to specialized tastes."

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x: Word up! I am so amped abt Diss'd-Urbin Dick-Shunary! It's such a bone-dropper havin to wade through all that ca-ca like 'gladden' and 'sacre bleu'.
y: Yeah, I wasted like a whole minute checkin out 'bumph'. Sooo not what I thought. Like, leave that cha-cak in the dust. We're gone, dude.
x: Word out.
by escuchon May 14, 2008
mugGet the Diss'd-urbin dick-shunarymug.

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