Definitions by escuchon

Urba-diction 

Urba-diction may be the crème de la crème of all addictions.

Characterized by extreme highs or euphoria, jones-ing, loss of control, compulsion, anxiety, winning, losing, and possible failure to eat, sleep, or accomplish any required tasks.

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x: She was doing just fine 'til the urba-diction got her.

y: Yeah, they need a PROGRAM for that.

Urba-diction by escuchon July 27, 2008

tubslime

Slippery, pernicious material frequently found in bathtub and shower areas. Hazardous and unsanitary substance common to the interior of tubs and other bathing facilities. Good housekeeping is the most effective intervention strategy.

NOTE: 1) Bathtub accidents are a popular form of "accidental" death in the American cinema. 2) Falls are the 2nd most common cause of accidental death in the US.

Critical considerations:*
"Accidents in the bathtub and shower area can be defined as a complex, time dependent system of components interacting simultaneously and sequentially to produce injury."
"The slipperiness of most bathtub surfaces constitutes the chief hazard... Bathtubs far exceed shower stall in accident potential."(*Findings FROM: "A Systematic Program to Reduce the Incidence and Severity of Bathtub and Shower Area Injuries, FINAL REPORT June 4,1975")

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DETECTIVE 1: So, what's the COD?
MEDICAL EXAMINER: Tubslime, complicated by blunt force trauma to the skull.
DETECTIVE 2: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
DETECTIVE 1: (shrug/nods.)

tubslime by escuchon June 10, 2008

whatever 

verb.

To be maximally disrespectful in reply to someone else's comment––under the guise of disaffectation, ennui, apathy.

x: Whoa. Did you just WHATEVER me?
y: Whatever. No! Like, it means nothing, you know?.
x: No. You whatevered me, asshole. You are totally fired.

whatever by escuchon May 19, 2008

shoulder surfing

Chat-chat, talking without intent; meanwhile eye-cruising.

Whatever girl, she could be talking to George, but she would be looking at Jim, and the whole time she was thinking about Steve. Y'know, shoulder surfing.

shoulder surfing by escuchon May 14, 2008

Diss'd-urbin dick-shunary 

Proposed spin-off of UD for all juicy words and defs pertaining to special sex interests and extra-funky body fluids. (et cetera.) Exclusive.

"Catering to specialized tastes."

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x: Word up! I am so amped abt Diss'd-Urbin Dick-Shunary! It's such a bone-dropper havin to wade through all that ca-ca like 'gladden' and 'sacre bleu'.
y: Yeah, I wasted like a whole minute checkin out 'bumph'. Sooo not what I thought. Like, leave that cha-cak in the dust. We're gone, dude.
x: Word out.

Diss'd-urbin dick-shunary by escuchon May 14, 2008

cha-cak 

Ca-ca, crap, bullshit, poo––particularly of intellectual, verbal, or emotional variety.

Hey Roy! Quit talking all that cha-cak, would you? You're giving me a brain pain.

cha-cak by escuchon May 14, 2008

humph 

verb: to humph someone or to go humphing around.

Pronounced hmffff; requires practice to vocalize properly. High-pitched rendering particularly effective. Short for harumph.

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x: I did nothing.
y: You just said she was humphing up and down all over the place, dude.
x: I don't know what I did.
y: You better figure it out.

humph by escuchon May 14, 2008