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sacre bleu

I'm positing that it means: Heavens!

Think about it.

I also suspect it was used on some American cartoon in the sixties.
x: Sacre bleu! The cat has washed the dishes!

y: I knew she would if I asked her enough times.
by escuchon May 4, 2008
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brain chatter

a. High intensity inner monologue (in some cases dialogue) that distracts or interrupts activities in the external world.

b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.

c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.
x: Um, so would that be a yes or a no?

y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?

x: Will you marry me?

y: Oooo – hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.
by escuchon May 12, 2008
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bumph

Stuff that, while peripheral, is essential to the texture of well-created sets for movies.

Critical element to superior set decoration world-wide, though perhaps more commonly associated, in general, with New York or British-made films, among others.

Creates an ambience opposite to "oh, so Hollywood."
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Production Designer, Brit, (viewing a new set): Fantastic! Beautiful work. (entering and looking more closely): But where's the bumph?

Savvy New York Decorator: Sorry, the WHAT?

Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.

NY Decorator: Oh, we have 40 boxes; they're unpacking them now.

Brit Designer: Brilliant.

.......
Brit Designer: Where's the bumph?

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

Brit Designer: You know, the bits and bobs.

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?

Brit Designer: The effing STUFF!

One-size-fits-all Decorator: Huh?
by escuchon May 12, 2008
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snorker

Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers are often subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, usually accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well accustomed to their habit of snorking, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.
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x: Hey, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, Lula's just a snorker. Hers doesn't count. That makes one.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
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lawyer lips

Lips attached to male lawyers, or possibly even law students, which are the focus of attention among certain groups of females.

These lips are often quite shapely and sexually alluring, although no scientific relationship therein has been established.

Women who express interest in these lips are quite well aware of the other key aspect of lawyer lips, which is that they lie in every conceivable circumstance.
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Hot-to-trot chick in club: I'm going to get on those lawyer lips right away.

Impervious friend-chick: You do that. I wouldn't touch those lips with a ten foot pole.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
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snorker

Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers may be subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, often accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well-adjusted to their habit, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.

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x: Dude, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. People were rofl plus I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, that one chick is just a snorker. She'll snork at anything. Hers doesn't count. You got one snork.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
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snorkgasm

Fit of uncontrollable snorking, during which the snorker is rendered helpless.

The victim is often in a state of extreme distress; not to be confused with fake snorking.

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x: That snorkgasm she had yesterday was shit-scary.

y: We almost had to take her to the emergency room, duh. Thank god she finally passed out.

x: Yeah, I hope that never happens to me.

y: Dude, you have no sense of humor. Not likely.
by escuchon May 13, 2008
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