Snarkgasm 

After snarkubation comes snarkgasm. Now the snarkubator is satisfied for the moment at least.

If one snarkubates enough evenuually they will reach snarkgasm.

Snarkgasm by Withoutaname April 23, 2014

Snarkgasm 

When a sammy and/or bratty sub has an orgasm mid-snark.

little one thought it was all fun and games till I made her snarkgasm.

Snarkgasm by Celtic_Bear January 11, 2021

shartgasm 

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.

I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!

shartgasm by axi693 July 25, 2015

sarcgasm 

When somebody says something so sarcastic that everyone who heard it has an instant orgasm.

Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bystander #1: Oh snap, I just had a sarcgasm!

sarcgasm by essteeyou September 16, 2010

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Snarkcasm 

harsh or bitter derision or irony combined with rudeness

a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark in conjunction with being rude

"I don't appreciate your snarkcasm."

Snarkcasm by Langston Montana March 16, 2009

Snarcasm 

Snarcasm - noun (Snark + Sarcasm)
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony that is brief, subtle, yet quite stabbing and funny.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark employs coldbloodedness, creativity and is best served unprovoked.

He folded like a cheap cheap suit from the biting snarcasm.

Snarcasm by ItzKat December 10, 2012