MeLoseBrainUhOh's definitions

Twitrage

Overblown and bombastic anger perpetuated by online losers with nothing better to do than gather together under hashtag groups on Twitter and stroke one another's senses of self-righteousness and fellated egos

@Dbag99 Still waiting for the network news to mention us! #whogivesashit

@OutragedLoner @Dbag99 Yes, they need stop reporting on "current events" & acknowledge our existence! #whogivesashit

@Dissidence101 Every1 sign this online petition about how important we R! //bit.ly/aqds42e #whogivesashit

@MeLoseBrainUhOh Oh look more Twitrage! Stay strong, Tweeple! You really make a difference! #whogivesashit

by MeLoseBrainUhOh December 18, 2010

Xfinity

another parallel universe where Comcast is the superior provider of television, phone, and Internet services; Comcast executives are highly regarded for their intelligence and keen ability to run a company; and ordinary people have no knowledge of just how much Comcast sucks

(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)

Comcast executive (dreaming): "I love it here in Xfinity where I am the envy of all mankind and every day is even more Comcastic than the last!"

What do you get when you put lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.

by MeLoseBrainUhOh November 30, 2010

snarkasm

sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses

Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."

by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011