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snorkelled 

A sexual act where a woman is adorned with "goggles"and a "snorkel" whist performing oral sex.
When a woman is giving a blowjob and she continues to masturbate the penis whilst licking the underside of the man's scrotum. Your balls are the goggles and your penis is pointing upwards to the side of her face like a snorkel so she has been snorkelled!
snorkelled by Longjacket November 12, 2013
Words you can keep

Nob Snorkelling 

An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.
Kelsie can’t keep Brad’s dick out of her mouth she’s nob snorkelling.
Nob Snorkelling by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021

Snorkelheimen 

A russian authority force used to expel foreign Mexican soldiers from invading Hell itself and eating the flesh from a pig. Can also refer to a person who snorts too much to enjoy eyelids as a delicacy. Trees are sometimes knocked over by the pure joy experienced from this maneuver.
The Snorkelheimen has no eyes, and it breathes the water around it.. Yet there is a snail who would enjoy the flesh of rome and dine on it with its little scraping tongue!! Amen! I say that there would be plenty of men and women who will cheer on rome's armies when carpenter ants come to fight them. There are plenty of ways to avoid combat while a snorklheimen becomes your grandmother in a long line of conversing family trees.
Snorkelheimen by Homertheshittygreek September 19, 2009

seattle snorkeler 

The Seattle Snorkeler is when you enter hyperspeed mode when giving a rim job or just licking out a girl (or man) and then blow into the vagina or anus to make bubbles come out.
Girl: Hey i want you to do the Seattle Snorkeler on me KYR SP33DY!!

SP33DY: Let me get Deluxe, Nobody, And Jahova to help!

Trouser Snorkeled 

To give or receive oral sex on a man

Seattle Snorkeler 

Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.
Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT
Seattle Snorkeler by tom sawww August 11, 2012

Seattle Snorkeler 

When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.
My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.
Seattle Snorkeler by Shortstak6 November 11, 2012
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