Snorkelling 

When two people (usually a couple) are always together, with their heads up eachothers ass, that they need a snorkle to breathe.

"Wheres Jane and Adam?"
"Oh probably snorkelling"

Snorkelling by OllyOllyOxemphree October 26, 2008

Snorkelling 

Snorkelling is performed by simultaneously placing a man's testicles over another's eyes and the penis into their mouth. This maneuver is easiest performed at half-mast, as the penis will have to curve downwards and around the recipient's nose, like a snorkel. This builds upon the Arabian sand goggles foundation.

My girlfriend is obsessed with snorkelling these days. We had a great time in Hawaii, but the snorkelling didn't start until after the dive trip was over.

Snorkelling by I<3snorkelling December 17, 2018

Nob Snorkelling 

An individual who performs fellatio as much as they breathe. British English equivalent term for Cock Snorkeling.

Kelsie can’t keep Brad’s dick out of her mouth she’s nob snorkelling.

Nob Snorkelling by TheHardOne69 August 10, 2021

Mud Snorkelling

When you place your nose in an anus and snort human faeces through the nose.

Girl: I went Mud Snorkelling last night.
Girl 2: I heard that's really shit.

Mud Snorkelling by Boredom At Work October 24, 2010

ball snorkelling 

When your partner is sucking your ball and your pens lays vertical against their face.

I asked my girlfriend Suzy if she wanted to go snorkelling, little did she know I meant ball snorkelling.

ball snorkelling by thestuffmyfriendsmakeup July 5, 2016

Pork Snorkelling

Humourous slang for fellatio.

Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.

Pork Snorkelling by Nizzleson February 20, 2010

foot snorkeling 

Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.

It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.

-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.

-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.

foot snorkeling by Borgesian September 23, 2010