snookee

the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed

If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.

by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010

Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

Ookie Snookie

Like the game Ookie Cookie. When a bunch of guys stand around and cum on Snookie's face. The last person to cum has to make out with her.

Hey yo! We're at the Jersey shore! Let's gather around and play Ookie Snookie.

by B. Talented January 14, 2010

snookie

4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.

Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.

by Rick Stone December 15, 2009

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

snookems

A term of endearment, like honey or sweetheart.

Come over and give me a kiss, snookems.

by Tina R. Collins June 9, 2005