Sniffling

Sniffing, and shuffling at the same time.. used when your sad.
For when shuffling isnt enough to make you happy.

Jordan: What you doing Ryan?
Ryan: Sniffling :(
Jordan: what for?
Ryan: Just broke up with my girlfriend :(

by BigBeefyBarstool April 10, 2011

Fart Sniffing

The actual term used by Dehner to inhale the seeping gasses that escape the butthole.

Most often while doing the 69 or rusty trombone.

Palmer was caught Fart Sniffing Kristy on her wedding night.

Sean and Nicole take turns Fart Sniffing while sitting at No Worries.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 19, 2020

Spifflin

Like tripping , to be be outlandish in any way

Peter: The Warriors are a playoff team
Jamie: Homie, you’re spifflin, I don’t know what you’re on

by loiz December 25, 2019

yelling and sniffing

A kid-friendly term to sensor the word "yiffing." First used by MatPat and Stephanie on GTLive to make Dayshift at Freddy's slightly more appropriate.

Mat: Time to yiff the fox!
Steph: Don't do it, Matthew. No yelling and sniffing of the Foxy allowed.

by PoweredByDietCoke July 22, 2017

turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

book sniffing

1. Breathing in the sent of a book; often done in secret.
2. How book nerds get high.

Gerald likes book sniffing at lunchtime. It makes Gerald happy!

by CakeforFlowers March 9, 2017

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008